Slacker of Epic Proportions

So, I decided to take a look at my long abandoned blog and am not surprised to see I have not posted anything for well over a year. Why is this? I am sure you don't wonder, but I will tell you anyway. I am a justifiable slacker. Justifiable meaning I can think of so many valid reasons to justify my lack of time to write anything. Granted I have been busy but in all honesty I am so happy when I have a few minutes to sit down and do nothing that I decide I deserve to enjoy it. To make a long story extremely short. I have allot to share and I am too lazy to share it. I promise to do better for my reading audience (sorry government employee forced to read this).

My first bit of exciting news is we have a bee hive. I am, of course, extremely afraid of bees so this has been a little bit of an adventure for me. I am trying to be extra brave and also try to visit the hive a few times a week so that one day I can attain zero bee fear bad-assery. Well, as you can see from my blog this is probably going to take at least 5 years. Meanwhile I have learned that bees are amazing! I know of no other place where thousands of females live together and work so hard for one common goal! It is amazing, these bees work so hard that they literally work themselves to death. I know in the real world the women would be shit talking that queen for at least 5 minutes a day. Why only 5 minutes? because once they were done with their complaint they would say "at least I'm not laying 2,000 eggs a day"! I have some definite respect for my lady bees.

My other bit of news FURLOUGHS =(  I am sad to say my husband was smacked with furlough days and my spendable cash has dwindled to almost nothing. I am living life like the favorite child of a penny pinching commune fathered by Scrooge McDuck. Except for the whole swimming in gold coins bit. So I will probably be writing a little about living on the cheap because that is my current life challenge. I am sure I will learn some interesting worth while information and I will try to remember to share it, maybe ;-) Until next time...